Recipe for Divorce

Posted on January 28, 2012

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Take 1 income tax refund check and mix well with a small home improvement project. Add wife’s ambitions to husbands budget. Combine stubbornness to DIY with poor power tool supply. Set expectations to high stress and seal with frustration. Let it simmer for two weeks. Lightly smash husbands hand with large blunt object. Watch project and marriage implode. Clean mess with a good contractor.

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