I may not have a cape....... But I do wear stretchy pants!
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Meet the parents…

December 8, 2012

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Every so often one of my lovely children will ask….MOOOOOM CAN SO AND SO SPEND THE NIGHT? Being the most amazing awesome coolest mom ever to walk the face of the planet, I say SURE! And That’s when it happens. Well, So and so’s mom wants to talk to you first and meet you. DUN […]

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RedHotMami’s rules of engagement for the non kid people….

December 5, 2012

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There is a rule. An unspoken rule among couples who have children. It’s well known or so I thought. However, from time to time I find myself in a hushed, hateful tone, screaming at the top of my whisper voice, to an unsuspecting violator of this rule.  The violator generally and sincerely does not know they are violating […]

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Before and After

September 21, 2012

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What the kids say I look like BEFORE my morning Coffee and cigarette.       And THIS is what I look like AFTER I have my morning Coffee and Cigarette. GOD BLESS FOLGERS AND MARLBORO…….keeping kids safe from Mommy Zombie attacks since way back  in ancient times. 😀 Special Thank You to RedHot Bobbie […]

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I have a label

September 20, 2012

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I’m all about some labels. Always have been. I’m OCD with them. I have a friend who has a label maker and I demanded she put it in print that I was her BFF. So she did. I still have the label. 😀   Labels are awesome almost always. If you label something then you […]

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I’m Coming Out

September 17, 2012

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I have a confession. A secret pleasure I need to divulge. OK. HERE GOES…………………Don’t you judge me either……… I have recently discovered the joys of the high waist jeans! DO NOT CALL THEM MOM JEANS. Just cause I found them at Kohls, in the “women’s” department, and the brand name is Gloria Vanderbilt, does NOT mean they are […]

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Table Nazi

September 16, 2012

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When I was a kid I remember looking at those very famous Rockwell Norman images. I particularly loved the ones where the family was gathered around the kitchen table enjoying a lovely spread of food. Boy did I ever fantasize about being right there, in that moment, enjoying the tasty morsels prepared by that well […]

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Jesus may love you, BUT Everyone else…..

September 14, 2012

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“Jesus may love you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole” This was the Facebook status of my friend, who also happens to be an Atheist. At first I wanted to get mad. Not because I was positive she was talking about me, but because she combined so much negativity with my precious Lord and Savior. I wanted […]

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