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Every so often one of my lovely children will ask….MOOOOOM CAN SO AND SO SPEND THE NIGHT? Being the most amazing awesome coolest mom ever to walk the face of the planet, I say SURE! And That’s when it happens. Well, So and so’s mom wants to talk to you first and meet you. DUN […]
December 5, 2012
There is a rule. An unspoken rule among couples who have children. It’s well known or so I thought. However, from time to time I find myself in a hushed, hateful tone, screaming at the top of my whisper voice, to an unsuspecting violator of this rule. The violator generally and sincerely does not know they are violating […]
September 21, 2012
What the kids say I look like BEFORE my morning Coffee and cigarette. And THIS is what I look like AFTER I have my morning Coffee and Cigarette. GOD BLESS FOLGERS AND MARLBORO…….keeping kids safe from Mommy Zombie attacks since way back in ancient times. 😀 Special Thank You to RedHot Bobbie […]
September 17, 2012
I have a confession. A secret pleasure I need to divulge. OK. HERE GOES…………………Don’t you judge me either……… I have recently discovered the joys of the high waist jeans! DO NOT CALL THEM MOM JEANS. Just cause I found them at Kohls, in the “women’s” department, and the brand name is Gloria Vanderbilt, does NOT mean they are […]
September 16, 2012
When I was a kid I remember looking at those very famous Rockwell Norman images. I particularly loved the ones where the family was gathered around the kitchen table enjoying a lovely spread of food. Boy did I ever fantasize about being right there, in that moment, enjoying the tasty morsels prepared by that well […]
September 14, 2012
“Jesus may love you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole” This was the Facebook status of my friend, who also happens to be an Atheist. At first I wanted to get mad. Not because I was positive she was talking about me, but because she combined so much negativity with my precious Lord and Savior. I wanted […]
January 31, 2012
Some kids have moms who enjoy taking them to the museum. Some kids have moms who take them to roller coaster parks. We were usually pretty broke, so our Mom would have to get creative. ( please insert fancy waves of haze that is only seen on TV for a flashback) Many years ago, our […]
January 29, 2012
I’m adding another member to the RedHot Mami blog. She’s funny, she’s weird, she’s my sister. Meet Bobbie. She’s a somewhat single mommy to one girl and one boy. She’s engaged, but he’s a diver so she is home alone with her kiddos more so than not. Adventure is her middle name. As a […]
January 28, 2012
Take 1 income tax refund check and mix well with a small home improvement project. Add wife’s ambitions to husbands budget. Combine stubbornness to DIY with poor power tool supply. Set expectations to high stress and seal with frustration. Let it simmer for two weeks. Lightly smash husbands hand with large blunt object. Watch project […]
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